Ditch Pre-workout & Get BOOTY *BALOONS* (natural energy)

SCARE YOURSELF! Have you ever wished you could cut out pre-workout for a natural alternative? My patented booty baloons (booty *balLoons was taken so whatever) are a natural way to increase your heart rate at the gym without chemicals. Simply pop the booty baloon and feel the adrenaline rush through your veins. Booty baloons enhance the body's natural fear response to send you into pure panic so you can get those squats in. It's impossible to OD on booty baloons, have as many as you want and wake the whole gym up! Happy lifting! Or should I say, scary lifting.