What If Men Had to Climax in the Hospital? (Unassisted Birth)

It's time to start a discussion on our irrational fear of birth, why we birth the way we do and why it should be so much simpler. Today I have fun imagining what it would be like if we treated the climax of a man's sexuality the same way we treat a woman's sexual climax (birth) by scaring them into doing it in a hospital.