TRANSFORMERS RECAP RAP (Movies 1-4)

Just in time for Transformers 5: The Last Knight, here's a recap of the Michael Bay Transformers movie franchise 1-4 in one epic rap! Listen to Recap Raps on Spotify! ► https://spoti.fi/2L50SRr Harry Potter Recap Rap! ► http://bit.ly/2sJfdwc SUBSCRIBE! ► http://bit.ly/Sub2TWZ RECAP RAPS - TRANSFORMERS MOVIES IN 3 MINUTES A recap of the action packed, Michael Bay Transformers movie franchise in 3 minutes, inspired by the Transformers theme song and music. Before you go see the newest Transformer film, the last knight, take a quick trip back through the franchise to visit your favorite robots in disguise like Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Grimlock, and Megatron, as well as the humans they put up with like the young and innocent Shia Lebouf, the hot and exploited Megan Fox, and the franchise saver, Mark Wahlberg. Recap Raps is a music comedy series where we summarize your favorite pop culture movies and tv shows into short delectable rap songs! Written by Jesse Pepe and Ryan Tellez https://www.youtube.com/user/JPeeMusic Performed by Ryan Tellez and Jesse Pepe Chorus sung by David Odom Music Produced by Danny Eldridge Edited by Luke Baker VFX Titles by Robert Holtby Produced by Brian Fisher TRANSFORMER RECAP RAP LYRICS What’s crackin little bitches? You like cars and trucks? (What?) ‘murica? Robots? Explosions and butts? Well, here’s a picture painted for you straight from Michael Bay’s brush Starring Shia Labeouf but right before he went nuts He’s a nerdy ass teen with a shitty ass ride And little did he know that there’s a robot inside And it’s from outer space! Just like Optimus Prime And all the other ones who play up racial stereotypes And now we got the Allspark, gives the plot a jump start Makes shit more chaotic than Black Friday at a Wal Mart Destroyed in Megatron’s heart, get the hell out of here Dry hump on Bumblebee, yeah man, that’s really weird Whatever, I don’t care as long as stuff explodes! It’s a city planner’s nightmare, smashing roads! Lotsa lights and loud noises! Senses overload! Transformers, mother truckers that’s just how it goes (Chorus 1) Transformers More than meets the eye (But not much more than explosions and hot chicks) Transformers Robots in disguise (In disguise meaning no discernable features) Transformers Racially diverse (But they keep poking fun at the hispanic guy) Transformers Tyrese at his worst (Got that right) (Everybody shut up!) Revenge of the Fallen! All back, ‘cept Jazz But with new racist robots and Megan Fox’s ass That Michael Bay films from every possible angle And he even lets a tiny robot dry hump her ankles Shia’s parents and their dogs, everybody’s bangin, y’all Promiscuous Decepticons and robots with giant balls What about the plot? Well there’s this thing called the Matrix They gotta blow it up, So it’s pretty much the same shit Third movie! Ain’t you seen it? Fox’s ass was told to beat it! Now we got a model from Victoria’s Secret And Shia’s gotta save the world one more time With the same damn plot line! No wonder this kid lost his mind! How’s this movie end? Oh with butterflies and rainbows Bunny rabbits, sunshine, flowers and NOT IN MICHAEL BAY’S SHOW HUGE FIRES! ARMY GUYS! CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS!!! MICHAEL BAY FUCKS YOU IN THE FACE WITH NO LOTION!! (Chorus 2) Transformers More than meets the eye (Unless your eyes are blinded by this lens flare) Transformers Robots in disguise (They’re way too big to effectively hide) Transformers Funny Cameos (John Turturro) (I was thinking Ken Jeong) Transformers One more film to go (Thank God) (Hell yeah let’s do it) Optimus is still alive Save the planet one more time Marky Mark instead of Shia New hot chick, but she’s a minor What? RAWR! Dinosaur! Slash and kill ‘em with a sword Copy paste the plot line, yo Things EXPLODE so ya don’t get bored BOOM bigger faster stronger Every movie feels longer BOOM BANG even though they BUTT keep on getting sponsors BANG! BOOM! and BANG! Oh and Frasier’s evil BUTT! BANG BUTT BOOM BUTT BANG BANG BOOM PSHWEWWW (Chorus 3) Transformers More than meets the eye (Nope, it’s exactly what you’d expect!!!) Transformers Movies in disguise (Just a machine that prints Michael Bay’s paychecks) Transformers Super worth your time (I got a lot of spare time so absolutely) Transformers Go see number 5 (I already bought tix!) (Oh come on) - The Warp Zone - Subscribe! http://youtube.com/TheWarpZone Like us on Facebook! http://facebook.com/TheWarpZone Follow us on Twitter! http://twitter.com/WarpZoneTweets Follow us on Instagram! http://instagr.am/WarpZoneGrams