The paladin song!

Sung to the tune of the drunken barnstorming cropduster pilot's theme from _Independence Day_, by David Arnold. "I'm a paladin I'm a paladin I'm a paladin I'm a paladin A paladin A paladin Elites don't scare me And it takes all day to kill me in PvP I stand for truth and justice and the American way* I bubble-hearth I bubble-hearth Yeah!" *) You old-timers might recognize this particular turn of phrase from the opening monologue to the old George Reeves _Adventures of Superman_ show.