The More I Sat There Drinking (funny original country drinking song with lyrics)

Funny country drinking song. Original song. Copyright 2012 Hurricane Mitch. Lyrics: I was sitting in a tavern banging down a beer when some big whiskied woman came and whispered in my ear. She said ssspssppss and then she called me dear. I thought to myself I'm viewing a predicament brewing here. She had split seams in her dockers she had stubby chubby toes, she had hair between her knockers and a red bulb for a nose, she had a host of imperfections that diminished with the time, cause the more I sat there drinking Awww, the less I seemed to mind. (Chorus) I should've started counting, I should've stopped at nine, and deflected her affections and passed her down the line, she had a host of imperfections and a big ole fat behind but the more I sat there drinking Awww, the less I seemed to mind. Verse 2 I woke up next morning hanging off the bed staring at the ceiling afraid to turn my head. But when I did I saw her laying naked with a grin,I thought My God just stike me dead if I ever drink again (repeat chorus) I said to her good morning now squeeze back into your clothes, I feel sick to myself and you have too many folds exposed, but she wouldn't leave til she got more and I had nothing more to lose, I said Lord forget what I said before then I headed for the booze. Copyright 2012 Hurricane Mitch Brazzle. Americana, Country, Irish drinking songs. original song about waking up with an ugly woman after drinking too much the night before. Sing a long. Music video with lyrics.funny country drinking songs.country song about getting drunk.funny songs about women.songs about ugly woman. funny drinking song. song songs about one night stands stand. original country song. songs about hang overs hangovers. best country drinking songs. top country drinking songs. funny beer drinking songs. drinking songs country. funny country music. original country songs by youtubers. funny songs country. funny songs with lyrics. drinking songs country. funny songs. funny country songs. funny country music videos. funniest country songs. new country songs. hillbilly folk song songs 2014 Hayes Carll, Todd snider