The very stupid music video for The Land of Mushroom Unicorn Sex by J Bigga. Starring: Serenading Unicorn and Sarah Silverman.
Some shots were used from:
EZ Wolf (http://www.youtube.com/user/TheEZwolf)
CamoRovak (http://www.youtube.com/user/CamoRovak)
Duke (http://www.youtube.com/user/thatdanci...)
and Revit (http://www.youtube.com/user/RevFur)
All credit goes to the authors, Serenading Unicorn and mushrooms.
Lyrics:
There's a magic place
far beyond the horizon
It's way out of range
of AT&T and Verizon
You'll probably be on roam
It's very, very far from home
It is called The Land of
The Mushrom Unicorn Sex
Welcome to The Land
of The Mushroom Unicorn Sex
Now that you're here
You think it's weird
You probably, like "What's next?"
Well the ground is made of fruit roll-ups
The sky is made of gumdrops
All the chicks have big boob
and all the dudes have big cocks
It's really, really sexy
in The Land of Unicorn Sex
Nobody has to work
but they cash big checks
Come with me, let's have some fun
where the horny horses roam
The Land of Mushroom Unicorn Sex
is where I call my home
Mushroom, Unicorn, Mushroom, Unicorn,
Mushroom, Unicorn sex (x3)
Is so fucking awesome
Oh man, look - a magical unicorn
walking through The Land of Mushroom Unicorn Sex
He has a big bone on his nose
and his giant horse cock is erected
Now in the center of the land
of the magical unicorn sex
There is a statue made entirely of sex
It's kinda strange, I don't really know
how scientifically it works
but it's awesome and
it's made of sex for sure
Hump, hump, fist, pump,
donkey, rump, oh squirt,
In The Land of Unicorn Sex
donkey fucking is our sport (x2)
Just kidding, man
beastiality is really not a joke
In The Land of Unicorn Sex
we just say "No!"
Take a gumdrop off the tree
put it in your pipe and light it
In The Land of Unicorn Sex
there's a lot of peer pressure
don't fight it!
Now do it, just do it
you should smoke gumdrops too
in The Land of Unicorn Sex
that's what we do
Once you smoke them, you can't stop
You will have to sing
The Land of Unicorn Sex
National Anthem with me - here we go:
The Land of Unicorn Sex
that is to which I pledge allegiance
You should smoke a gumdrop
and masturbate with a vibrating unicorn horn
from the horn of a unicorn
that is a first born of Jesus