The Horde Crew: LFG

A friend and I recorded this lovely song about a Peon trying to find a group in WoW. By Rund and Keb, of Azjol-Nerub The song is actually a re-recorded version of a song called "Kinder" by a German group called Wise Guys- we chose this song because it's hilarious sounding and it is a capella, so we could re-sing the parts. Also there were relatively few parts to butcher with our untrained voices. No copyright infringement intended- it's a parody. Lyrics show up as the song plays, but here they all are if you're impatient or can't read it for whatever reason: LFG for Utgarde Keep, we really need a priest! If there isnt one around, a resto druid at least A shaman or a paladin would also make the grade At this point we would even take a warrior with first aid Yes at this point we would even take a warrior with first aid Have you found a healer? No, Im still just spamming trade. Why not ask your guildies, mon? Cuz theyre all in a raid! Afk a minute but I promise Ill be back (Why?) Sorry but I just cant tank until Ive had a snack! (Fine) Im a healer, I could help, but I dont have all night. Great! Wed love to have you! Ill send you an invite! Not just now, Im in AV! Ill be along in time. (sigh) At least we have a group now. Hey, the tank just went offline (AHHH!) LFG for Utgarde Keep, a tank is what we need Without someone to take the hits, our group cannot proceed! He doesnt have to be too smart nor must he be too agile, (but) Staminas imperative - were all feeling fragile (yes) Staminas imperative - were all feeling fragile Hey noob knock it off that isn't what trade chat is for, it's Only there for trading and for jokes about Chuck Norris Try the LFG queue applet if you wouldnt mind (I am) Dozens of unholy knights is all that I can find! All the tanks have rolled DKs, I really feel your pain I can tank. You can? Sure thing, just let me grab my main. Finally leaving Dalaran! Hey, I gotto help my guild I was only coming cause my raiding spot was filled! LFG for Utgarde Keep, 1M DPS Our lack of heavy damage is a flaw we must address! Rogue, mage, warlock, hunters, and cat durids are for fight (with) All these many options, this just shouldnt take all night Yes with all these many options this just shouldnt take all night Chant: (Where the heck did those DKs get to?) Im DPS! Youre level 6! Hey mon, Im outta ankhs! I swear Im really talented! Youre level 6, no thanks! AV went bad, my teammates suck, I gotto go respec. My gears all red, I must repair, just give me one more sec (agh!) I can't find the vendor! Guys, I can't reach my remains! Can I heal with rez sickness? What are you, insane?! We doin this heroic? NO! Then catch you later noob. Finally, the pizzas here, thanks all for the group! LFG for Utgarde Keep, I need a freakin group I almost had one till all of the members flew the coop Ninja looters, newbies, farmers, PST well go Ill even take a shadow priest, my standards are that low (yes) Ill even take a shadow priest my standards are that low Chant: (Why didnt you roll a warlock?)