SPOT THE VEGAN #1: Recognizing Vegans From Their Looks

Notice that almost everybody first names vegetables as the main things they eat. Someone who eats a piece of cooked meat once every month is still considered a vegetarian. Some people I ask "What is your diet?" also suspect that I am up to something as in they suspect that I ask them about their diet because of their physical looks. They then lie and refuse to admit they are vegan/vegetarian. Deep down they know they are on the wrong path.