Remy: Banana (Free Trade Camila Cabello Havana Parody)

Remy brings back the banana industry with protective tariffs. Written and performed by Remy. Video produced by Austin Bragg. Music tracks, background vocals, and mastering by Ben Karlstrom. ----- Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/ReasonTV?sub_confirmation=1 Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Reason.Magaz... Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/reason Subscribe to our podcast at iTunes: https://goo.gl/az3a7a Reason is the planet's leading source of news, politics, and culture from a libertarian perspective. Go to reason.com for a point of view you won't get from legacy media and old left-right opinion magazines. ----- LYRICS: Bananas Ooh nah nah Let's put some tariffs on bananas Ooh nah nah They should be grown in East Atlanta Nah nah nah Or maybe even Alabama Take jobs back from Havana Uh-huh Bananas Ooh nah nah Havana is killing us on trade, I fear Now that seems overblown Look, they have jobs we no longer have here And now we sell iPhones Why can't we grow bananas ourselves They'd taste worse and cost more Don't be so stubborn, try one yourself They'd need more water— Just grab and peel it like Eewwwwwwwwwww The texture is intriguing Internally I'm bleeding Got me feeling like Eewwwwwwwwwww We're gonna make a killing! I have to go Oh nah-nah-nah-nah-NAH Bananas Ooh nah nah We'll put some tariffs on bananas Ooh nah nah They'll soon be grown in East Atlanta Nah nah nah Does he ever talk Or maybe even in Savannah We're brilliant central planners Uh-huh Bananas Ooh nah nah Jeffrey Just graduated fresh on campus man Fresh out East Atlanta with no manners man Pump-pump-pump-pump You'd have to pump in heat and water dude You'd need it hot—hot Hotter than Demi Lovato's spoon Too soon, yeah Trading on me Shorty trading on me Get to trading on me Put that bacon on me Put that maple on me Ears of corn on me But that trade deficit I can't applaud We got a trade deficit with Santa Claus Free trade's like a magic wand Turns what you make best into what you want Bananas Ooh nah nah We've gone absolutely bananas Ooh nah nah To listen to these central planners Nah nah nah Tell us how we should grow bananas How we should trade bananas