[oXBKdub] Pokeface (Can't Take My Pokemon!) {Parody of: 'Poker Face' by Lady GaGa}

#80 - Most Discussed (Today) - Entertainment - Canada #40 - Top Favorited (Today) - Entertainment - Canada #52 - Top Rated (Today) - Entertainment - Canada #50 - Top Favorited (Today) - Entertainment - Canada #91 - Top Rated (Today) - Entertainment - Canada Took...so...fucking...long...TO DO! xD ANYWAYS. So this was randomly made up one night while I was on Skype with my friends (Skype family, actually) and we were randomly going off about Pokemon and I thought to myself : 'My God, someone...someone should make a parody of the song", and here I am. I still remember I was on the call and I was saying the lyrics back and forth over and over again to make sure they made sense or if my friends could help me more with them. SORRY FOR MAKING YOU LOSE A CERTAIN SOMETHING NEAR THE END. NOELLE SAID I SHOULD INCORPORATE IT IN! SHE'S TEH EVIL ONE. :O Along with the lyrics taking a long time to think of, and re-writing when I thought of something better to sing, and singing it all in one take, the subtitles were probably the harder part of the entire video. And in case you're wondering, I made my Trainer Card according to my Pokemon team on Pokemon Indigo. (If you want to know my account, comment and I'll probably leave you a comment telling you my account). And now for the lyrics (and for the sake of me not wanting to have to flag your video, DON'T STEAL): Dew-Dew-Dewgong! Bu-Butterfree! Pi-Pidgeot! Ra-Rattata! Squi-Squi-Squirtle! I wanna battle in the region of Kanto, kick ass in the Gyms, it's time to earn the badges, GO! (I got it!) With my Pokedex, I will learn to catch 'em all, kick the shit out of them and then use the Pokeball (ball) To-To-Togepi, Venomoth, Jigglypuff! We'll kick him hard, in Gary's nards (HAH!) Ee-Ee-Eevee! Kadabra, Bulbasaur! We'll kick him hard, in Gary's nards... CHORUS: Can't take my, can't take my, no they can't take my Pokemon! What the fuck is with Digimon? Can't take my, can't take my, no they can't take my Pokemon! Who the hell thought of Digimon? Dra-Dra-Dra-Dragonite! Dra-Dra-Dragonite! Po-Po-Po-Poliwag! Po-Po-Poliwag! There goes Team Rocket, they're blasting off again! (DING Sound effect) If they didn't say their motto, they wouldn't be so lame (fuckin' n00bs) To the Pokecenter to heal Charmander, Look there goes Brock, what's he hitting on Nurse Joy for? Ka-Ka-Kakuna! Marowak, Rapidash! Professor Oak, why don't you just croack? (Seriously?) Ar-Ar-Arcanine! Magikarp, Porygon! Professor Oak, why don't you just croack? CHORUS: Can't take my, can't take my, no they can't take my Pokemon! Okay, I hate you, Digimon! Can't take my, can't take my, no they can't take my Pokemon! No one likes you, Digimon! Ka-Ka-Ka-Kabuto! Ka-Ka-Kabuto! Mr-Mr-Mr-Mr. Mime! Mr-Mr-Mr. Mime! I will beat you with my Pichu Just to show you 'cause suckin' with my Muk and, I'm not lying, I'm just on top with my Machop, non stop'in Just like a Ryhorn with my Horn 'ttack I will K you Out. I promise this, promise THIS Watch out now, I use Sweet Kiss! CHORUS: Can't take my, can't take my, no they can't take my Pokemon! You copied us, Digimon! Can't take my, can't take my, no they can't take my Pokemon! Go and die in a hole Digimon! Can't take my, can't take my, no they can't take my Pokemon! You are nothing to us, Digimon! Can't take my, can't take my, no they can't take my Pokemon! The cake is a lie, Digimon! Can't take my, can't take my, no they can't take my Pokemon! You wanna know something, Digimon? Can't take my, can't take my, no they can't take my Pokemon! You just lost the game Digimon! Ta-Ta-Ta-Tangela! Ta-Ta-Tangela! E-E-E-Exeggcute! E-E-Exeggcute! Ma-Ma-Ma-Magneton! Ma-Ma-Magneton! Gra-Gra-Gra-Graveller! Gra-Gra-Graveller! Cle-Cle-Cle-Clefairy! Cle-Cle-Clefairy! Ni-Ni-Ni-Nidoking! Ni-Ni-Nidoking!