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Number 1 is where the full Max & Enric story begins. Enric meets Max.
There is a class at the Enric's school where students from different Universities relate they experiences. Max goes to Enric's school
to talk about being student of Medicine.
English translation by rascalbit and subtitles revised by nmcaia. Thanks!
MAIKA: Why the hell is doing this guy here?
BEAUTIFUL BLONDE: He has come to give a lecture.
MAIKA: On what? About pizza and mozzarella?
MERCÈ: He is in 2nd Medicine, silly! (Max) Hello.
MAX: Hello. It is there, right?
MERCÈ: Yes. What, nervous?
MAX: Yes, a little, but Empar asked me and I could not say no. Later.
MERCÈ: Hope that it goes well. Goodbye.
BEAUTIFUL BLONDE: Fuck, I had no idea ...
ENRIC: Neither did I.
MAIKA: Well, it seems to me that he is very fuckable...
MERCÈ: Yes, then you have any possibility
MAIKA: Look at this one! Why?
MERCÈ: Because he is gay.
MAIKA: What do you say? He doesn't seem to me...
MERCÈ: What seems to you makes no difference. And I tell you it is.
ENRIC: Not everyone act as a queen
MAIKA: Maybe he is bisexual.
MERCÈ: Yeah, man, go!
MAIKA: Girl, there are a lot of people who are bisexual. Look, I would love to be.
MERCÈ: Well, I think that they are undecided.
BEAUTIFUL BLONDE: Or a little vicious because it can not be that you like men and women.
MAIKA: Well, now we will ask Max and see what he thinks as a doctor.
ENRIC: Come on, don't say those silly things. Lets go inside.
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MAX (the phone): Yes, and do they want something to drink? Okay. Okay. Do not worry, do not worry. Well, about half an hour. All right? Okay, till then. Goodbye. (Galiana) Let's see ... Two Lolis "and" Four cheeses."
GALIANA: Eloi, can you divide them up?
ELOI: Where is it?
MAX: Here.
ELOI: Yes, and I carry myself, it is nearby.
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ENRIC: We can not say that here in front of the whole world. Besides, he is now working.
MAIKA: So what? Doctors are dying of desire to answer these questions. Look, my father had a partner who whenever he comes to the house, he tells about the most sickening autopsies that makes...
MERCÈ: When you are having dinner, no, Maika?
MAIKA: It makes no difference to me, but my mother was almost choked on the macaroni.
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MERCÈ: Hi!
MAX: Hello.
MERCÈ: Maika wanted to ask something that was unclear to us before ...
MAX: Do you want to study medicine?
ENRIC: I maybe yes, I still do not know.
MAIKA: Do you see Nick Tuck?
MAX: The series? Occasionally ...
MAIKA: Do you remember the chapter in which he recomposed the clitoris of a woman? That can be done, right? Because he said he it could not but I believe it.
MAX: Well, look, I have no idea. I am just in 2º. But if you have so much interest, I can ask for you.
MAIKA: You will do that favor for me. I think the subject is very interesting.
MAX: Ah, yes? Why?
ENRIC: Because she wants to rebuild it.She has already worn up hers.
MAIKA (Enric): Man ...
MERCÈ (Max): And you know what speciality you are going to do?
MAX: No, I have no idea. But certainly not plastic surgery.
MAIKA: Since you would line yourself...
MAX: Yeah, but I do not want to be a doctor to make a fortune.
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MAIKA: My father is a psychiatrist and he's crazy but he says that, in our generation, they will only age those who have no money.
MERCÈ: Yes, yes, we will look the same up to 90 years of age.
MAX: Yes, man! That is science fiction.
MAIKA: Yes, man! Have you not have seen Madonna? Is' not she hot?
ENRIC: I do not like her, she has too much muscle.
MAIKA: What are you saying... That is because he works at the gym. You have no idea.
MAX: I liked her, but I don't any longer.
MAIKA: I am going to the bathroom.
MERCÈ: Oh, wait, I'll go with you.
MAX: These two are very crazy, huh? I do not know how you put up with...
MAX: What are you doing?
ENRIC: I do not know.
MERCÈ: Come on, Enric, let's go. Goodbye, Max
Spanish translation thanks to Inakitxu75 (solo pongo la parte final porque no cabe)
MAX: Estas dos están muy locas, ¿eh? No sé cómo las aguantas...
MAX: ¿Pero qué haces?
ENRIC: No sé.
MERCÈ Venga, Enric, vámonos. Adiós, Max.