Macklemore-Stay At Home Dad Lyrics (in description)

I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG, OR THE RIGHTS TO IT, there's some incorrect lyrics, feel free to note corrections and I'll go back and fix it (I made this on an iPod app, so it's sucky, but at least there's finally lyrics [:) Better quality than my last lyrics video :P [Hook] I'll always be by your side even when you're down and out Alright baby girl Listen to me You're getting your degree You're going to college I'm making music hoping That Kanye puts me on If I don't make it baby Would you be mad at me If I just chilled at home as your Stay at home daddy (c'mon) I'll make you coffee (coffee) And a bagel (bagel) And another bagel (two bagels) Keep on reading that paper And it's off you go Aren't you gonna be late Don't forget your briefcase Drive safe, peace babe Wake up the kids Toast the toast And put the raisin bread Up in the bowl, the toast? Did I forget the toast The toast is toasted Dammit I burned the toast Start crying, the kids like, "Dad what's wrong" "oh it's not you kids, It's me, I'm just [?] Pops' a little bit stressed" *grunting* Feeling so sensitive I'm going for a latte See what's poppin at politesse Hit up my friends like, "Yo what up man, trying to Have a spa day?" "Tah fuck" You better stay at home dad That's not gay [Chorus] (I'll always be by your side.) You go to work, I mow the lawn (even when you're down and out) You make the cheese I'll bring the guac (I'll always be by your side) You buy the clothes I'll take 'em off (even when you're down and out) I'm a stay at home dad This is my job You go girl Get that promotion I'll be on the sofa Collecting unemployments Yelling at the TV Watching Maury Povich Quit groping that girl Maury Povich (Povich) Who this shitty Jones bitch? Shit, it's four o' clock It's time for Oprah (Oprah) The [gospel of the lord] While dads are staying home Even though we can get boners We still watch Rachael Ray And them [???] Swooping up the kids from Soccer practice (soccer practice) And time for gymnastics Rice crispy treats And (wax baggies) I'm with my kids in the mini van Listening to MPR with windows Down through the cul-de-sac Then it's homework Dinner time Set the place matts Cut clean [cut the rug Rats and blankets] Then I lay you down pop two [?] Put on [?] and go and Quench my palace *sniff sniff* "is that douche or does your couch Just smell like flowers" "Your feet are calists Peppermint towelettes" Jasmine pedicure Scented boil [?] Back rub, I am Aladdin Your carpet's magic Your wish has been granted (freaky deaky) I would just like to ride Your carpet outside of The palace, now keep Bringing home the green baby And I'll keep on Tossing salads [Chorusy] (I'll always be by your side.) You go to work, I mow the lawn (even when you're down and out) You make the cheese I'll bring the guac (Ay Ay Ay Ay) You buy the clothes I'll take 'em off (Ay Ay Ay Ay) I'm a stay at home dad This is my job