Leftover Thanksgiving Belly

i’m just a wobbling ball of fat after eating all that food...i can’t even imagine going outside like this and letting my big protruding belly hang out of my shirt and jiggle with every step i take. right now i feel like pudding, every time i smack my belly it jiggles. it’s hard to move, but maybe i’ll later i’ll eat until i can move ;) my belly really is gonna ache tomorrow...i think i’ll need a belly rub and some more food