Lady Gaga - "Born This Way" Parody

A parody of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" - shot as an homage to Madonna's "Express Yourself" video. Written, directed & performed by Greg Scarnici & featuring gogo boys, Jay Roth and Ricky. Cinematography: Brandon Herman. Audio playback: Paul Regan. Subscribe today! https://www.youtube.com/user/gregscarnici Website: http://www.gregscarnici.com Greg's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gregscarnici Greg's Twitter: https://twitter.com/GregScarnici Greg's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gregscarnici LYRICS: It doesn't matter if you like girls, Or Captital D-I-C-K. Cuz I got something to say about it And it goes something like this I'm hear to tell the young and old About self love and dignity The best way To love oneself - Jerk off to a DVD So go ahead and Express Yourself While you watch some dirty flicks It doesn't matter If you like guys Or wack off to chicks with dicks I get so ho—orny Every single day But I just jack away To some porn that's gay And for my brothers who Like the cooch and boobs Just watch porn that's straight N play with your prostate! No there ain't no other way Baby watch porn if you're gay Watch porn if you're gay If you happen to be straight Rub one out and you'll feel great Watch that video And stroke your taint! Here's the facts Watch sexual acts (2X) Here's the facts, watch sexual acts If you like muffs or hairy cracks White, black, bareback, girl on girl Work it til you see those pearls Choke that chicken til you're through While you watch porn on Xtube. Freeze it, pause that video Betty Davis, spanked it, too. You won't get hair on your palms From dropping gooey spooge bombs Spank that monkey sane Pop your cork like champagne Don't matter, it's alright If you're hermaphrodite Send out a twee t I'm gonna beat my meat I get so ho—orny Every single day But I just jack away To some porn that's gay And for my brothers who Like the cooch and boobs Just watch porn that's straight N play with your prostate No there ain't no other way Baby watch porn if you're gay Watch porn if you're gay If you happen to be straight Rub one out and you'll feel great Watch that video And stroke your taint! And remember, gay, straight, bi, lesbian, transgender, unik, hermaphrodite...VOGUE!