Immunize (The Vaccine Anthem) | Two Doctors Rap About Vaccines

Get your vax on, son. Written and performed by Dr. Harry and ZDoggMD. Recording and video editing by ZDoggMD. Photoshop by Dr. Diego. Fight the Jenny McCarthy industrial complex and keep our kids safe by vaccinating on time! Lyrics: I really wanna immunize so frickin' bad Protect you from those germs you've never had Don't want you to catch the mumps--meningitis too Pertussis, hepatitis or the flu. But everywhere I turn my eyes, The internet is spreading lies. So many parents scared by fairy tales and hate I need to educate, so that I can vaccinate Yo, lots of parents scared by the myths, they're Peeing in their underwear "Shots ain't needed," suckers scoff Now their kids get whooping cough This bozo Wakefield said "shots make you autistic" But that fool was paid by lawyers just to jack the statistics And now the public's understanding's unrealistic These lies on the internet make me go ballistic Like aluminum in vaccinations, folks say, "Oh No" But you get more in your diet just from eating some Ho Hos Suckaz think, they catchin' Flu from the Flu shot But the shot stops flu, and that's a cold that you caught, fool Keep sayin' that vaccine and not disease makes you illest Like Gary Coleman said, "Whachu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" But everywhere I turn my eyes, Some so-called expert's spreading lies A different talk show every night, oh why get played Cause it would be so great, if we'd all just vaccinate oh oooh oh oooh we should all just vaccinate oh oooh oh oooh we should all just vaccinate Patients ask me what I'd do for my relatives Knowin' lots of medicine I'd show 'em vaccinations save more lives than almost anything Don't let my daughter get up in the car without a car seat Why should I let her get pertussis, measles, or the mumps, G? These ain't the kinda shots that killed Tupac They put the brakes on polio so little kids could walk Prevented deafness, retardation--changed the world You're damn right I'm gonna give 'em to my little girl Don't give Chuck Norris shots, though, that'd be dim Chuck need vaccines? Naw...vaccines need him To beat some sense up in you, do what needs to be done To keep our children in the playground, not up in no iron lung Sing it I really wanna immunize so frickin' bad Protect you from those germs you've never had Don't want you to catch the pox--rotavirus too Polio, rubella or H flu. But everywhere I turn my eyes Some B-list actor's spreading lies Listen to reason, hear the truth 'fore it's too late We can keep our children safe, if we'd all just vaccinate oh oooh oh oooh we should all just vaccinate oh oooh oh oooh I really wanna immunize so frickin' bad