How to deal with pole-leaners in the MRT

They are selfish. They are blind. And they are also boneless. Like bees to honey and flies to... They are genetically wired to be drawn to shiny, cool, steel poles. Especially when they are coated with human hands. Chicken knows how it feels. Chicken doesn't like it one bit. Chicken thinks there's only one way to deal with creatures like these. Disclaimer: All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, chickens, or otherwise, living or dead, is purely coincidental. I mean, seriously. Warning. The above stunts have been performed by trained professionals. Please do not try this at home. Live the 'Never Chicken out' way of life at http://www.facebook.com/BurgerKingSingapore