How to become GACKT 's girlfriend? (french subs)

Enjoy! xD English translation: G: You know, there are lots of conditions to be my girlfriend. C: What are they? G: 1. You must speak English. 2. You must speak Chinese. 3. You must speak Korean. C: I don't know any of them! G: You don't work hard enough! C: If I start studying from now on, will I succeed? G: It... depends on Chiemi. C: Really?! Ah! He called me Chiemi!! Chiemi will try her best! G: Also, I hate women with a loud voice. My right ear is ringing now. C: Really? Shall I go to the other side then ? G: No, I'd like to be able to hear from this side.