Hilarious Skyrim Wedding

A fucked up scheme by Maramal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-_VZDHtWro - where to get scimitar jwn5 wrote: "nice poetry.... let me tell my tale of merriage in this game........ ah thus my player was no charmer, for though was a harmer, no women would wed, so i could not bed, so i raised one from dead, but then trouble it led... i caught her fucking a draugr, it was a horrible hour, so i slayed it with thy power...... i saw then she was less of a boar.... for i married a zombie whore...." BigBrotherMateyka wrote: "In temple dim in old Skyrim, My wife stood proud and fair For us to wed, but thugs I'd dread Were waiting for me there. I drew my blade in mad crusade, Attacked against my will, While she stormed out with fuming pout, But gained one-handed skill." wowsecam wrote: "I wanted to get myself a nice and beautiful wife from Whiterun. Then I saw from the distance a gorgeous long blonded hair girl and I ran towards her with my heart pumping. When I got closer I realised it was: JON BATTLE BORN - LIKE WTF? Bethesda and textures ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Platano0587 wrote: "I don't need to get married... I got my one-handed skill to level 81..." http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Marriage read!!