Gilbert Gottfried CLITORUS!

I'm making this into a ringtone. Think about it... You're sitting in class, at a meeting, in your cubicle ETC, and THIS rings out into the room. "CLITORUS!" "CLITORUS!" CLITORUS" Everyone stares....."Oh shit, that's me, just give me a second" Humiliating? Yes? But the looks on the faces of everyone within earshot would make it SO worth it ;)