George of the Jungle 2015: An Experience

A few years ago, some studio figured that some forgettable Canadian George of the Jungle reboot from 2007 deserved a second chance. The result was a re-reboot that rewrote its characters to tone down the cuteness, specifically the roles of Magnolia and Ursula to keep with the times. The result wasn't just an awful show, uh, it was Totally Spies on bath salts and every single character is a carnivore. Now that it's reached a new height of popularity, I watched all 52 episodes so you don't have to and, well, if you can survive 41 minutes of this then I don't think Brendan Fraser's all you're going to remember about Jay Ward's absent-minded ape man for much longer... *gulp* Skip to these timestamps to see: 2:06 Just plain weirdness 9:21 Gross stuff 12:05 Death and destruction 14:07 Body horror 16:22 Michael Bay syndrome 17:11 The new doctor 20:27 The new Ursula/Magnolia 23:29 The new Magnolia/Ursula 24:44 The new Ursula and Magnolia 25:52 Sexy George? 26:29 Interspecies romance 27:17 More intentional sexy times 28:11 deviantART fuel 31:19 Inflation insanity 33:13 Vore, Vore, Vore in the Jungle 39:41 The least settling episode of the whole series