Fifty Shades of Iron (Thorin/Bilbo)

Soooo....Fifty Shades of Grey is coming out next month (And my BIRTHDAY :DD). I know my friends want to watch Fifty Shades, so I thought why not make a Middle Earth Fifty Shades of Grey trailer? Haha...I can't believe I turned Unexpected Journey into Fifty Shades of Grey...I regret nothing...especially the corny title. oohhh...I was so tempted to make this much more "greyer", but alas, I cannot find middle earth porn. :p