Crappy Pasta Story Time: "Pokemon: Twisted Wick" by Buga-Boo (really loving the name, jerk)

1000Masks serenades listeners with the always fascinating Pokemon category. Read along with us! I growled in annoyance, having to go all the way to the elementary school to pick the snotty nosed twins up. Ploping on the couch, I grabbed my 3ds and popped my brand spanking new pokemon Black in. Starting the game up, I named my female character Shiba. I read everything carefully, not wanting to miss something. Choosing my pokemon, I became siked, seeing a mystery ball, more of a master ball which wouldn't open. I chose it, a Witlick being released. "Yes.." I growled, having a blood lust for evil like pokemon. Fighting through the game, each time I defeated a pokemon, it said, 'This pokemon is drained of it's life force. An dark malicious grin appeared on my face. After I just got my third badge, something happened. My character fell over, a text saying, 'Shiba's soul is sucked dry.' Then, Witlick came from it's ball, saying, 'Happy Lucille?' I was a sick twisted person, and if anyone knew how much I would be locked away. I pushed YES. Suddenly the game flashed, and behind me appeared a Witlick. It asked, "Who next master?" In an eirie voice. I lead her first to both the twins room, then my parents. Once all their souls were gone, Litwick looked at me, as if grinning, flame aburst, "You like it?" I smiled, saying, "It was awesome!" But as this was said, I felt weak. Suddenly falling to my knees, Litwick laughed, "You have been naughty.. Let's say I punish you, you sick little girl. Put you out of your misery." I groaned, fainting, never to wake up. Credit To: Buga-Boo The original can be found here: http://www.crappypasta.com/pokemon-twisted-wick/