? Belly Update - Tease Fat Girl For Weight Gain ! ???

TEASE ME! Look How Freaking Fat I Look Sitting!! * Jiggle Jiggle * I've been indulging a little too much lately and it's definitely showing up when I sit down ?? * so embarrassed *................... I'm thinking that I've *got* to be retaining some water here because could my chubby belly be sticking out *that* far ?? Its a little scary that when I try to poke my midsection with my fingers that I don't get past all the blubber :/ ..... It looks like I can't even get two hands around my muffin top ???