A glee story ep.37

Rachel's POV: Ok there's no way I can get to sleep with that racket going on next door! Suddenly I hear people shouting outside and the lights turning on in the drive. I throw the covers back and jump out of bed, I run to the window, throwing up the blind I see Puck, Sam, Finn, Brittany, Quinn and Santana in Puck's pickup truck... oh no. I run down and out of the apartment building and onto the driveway Rachel: What the hell are you doing? Finn: Wez goin for a joy ride, wana come baby? Rachel: Fine, I'll come, but only because I don't trust you lot not to do something stupid! Quinn: Lighten up rach! Comeanave some funyea? I begrudgingly pull the door open and climp in the back of the truck as Puck revs up the engine then makes his way down the road, he drives at full speed along the motor way with all the rest of us sat in the back, Brittany gets to her feet screaming, and pours her bottle of beer over her head Rachel: Brittany! That's a waste of money! Brittany: You wansom? She swings the bottle around and waves it in my face Rachel: I'm pregnant! Santana: Wateva, loosen up slaaag! The car pulls to a halt outside Carmel high school Puck: Lesgo make sommmmmusic! Puck, Finn and Sam grab a load of spray cans and spray paint the school statue with blue and red and white and black, writing "you suck" and things like that. Rachel: No Sam! No! He grabs a rock from the ground and throws it at the window of the carmel high auditorium, it smashes horrendously, everyone climbs in just as Santana throws her knickers onto the top of the statue and joins them, I run over to the window Rachel: Guys come out! Sam: Relacksss, wez justgunna do what dey di tous? K? Puck runs to the toilets and comes back with armfuls of toilet rolls and throws them all over the choir room, once they've all finished they all clamber out and get back into Pucks truck, suddenly a claped out old blue car with a trailer pipe comes around the corner, and Mr Shu climbs out with a face like thunder, I'm so terrified I run up and throw my arms around him. Rachel: Mr Shu they went crazy, I tried to stop them but they're all drunk! Mr Shu: I know, I just got a call from a terrified headmaster who's still in his office! I thought you guys were better than that, I thought you learnt this after our Ke$ha performance! Puck: Ahhhh!!!! Drinkinsfun misershu! Yould no! Mr Shu: Right, that's it, I'm calling you all a fleet of taxi's to take you home! *The next morning at glee club* Mr Shu: I've got to say guys, with the exception of Rachel I am so disappointed in all of you Finn: We're sorry Mr Shu, I don't know what came over us Tina: I do, if Puck hadn't have brought the alcohol it would've been fine! Mr Shu: Enough! It was wrong for Puck to bring it but you guys drunk it so you're just as much to blame! Sam: We're all really sorry Mr Shu Mr Shu: Right, that aside, we should look at a song for sectionals Puck: Can I perform something first? Mr Shu: Take it away! *Music starts* Puck: Can't stop, I can't stop loving you I'm a bad ass, but that's what gets you through I can't fight this feeling that this is the end There must be another way Cos I couldn't handle the thought of you going away Yeah Sorry's not good enough Why are we breaking up? I never meant to treat you rough But please don't go changing Sorry's not good enough You say you're out of love Baby don't call this off because Sorry's not good enough Mr Shu: That was great Puck Puck: What did you think Lauren? Lauren: You're right, Sorry's not good enough Mr Shu: ANYWAY! That song has given me an idea, it's a classic by McFly, and they also did a cover of Queen's epic song "Don't stop me now" which... we are doing at sectionals! Puck: Sweet! Finn: Sounds cool to me! Brittany: I could come up with some sweet moves to go with that! Mr Shu: Yes! Comment to let me know what you think!