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Corneil is a young, refined and rather sophisticated pet dog. In fact, Corneil is a dog of exceptional intelligence, a genius some might say : he is fluent in several foreign languages, can skim read and count at the speed of light! Rather wisely, he has always taken particular care to never reveal any of these talents to anyone, especially not to his owners! Corneil has only one wish : to live the comfortable, quiet life of a pampered pooch. However, when his owners, John and Elizabeth, take on Bernie as a dog-sitter, Corneil's life is turned upside down.
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*** A Friend in Need 00:00 ***
School is on vacation and Romeo is bored, all his good friends have gone away. The only person left to hang out with is Bernie. Bernie is flattered by the attention but Corneil is not amused, his dogsitter doesn’t have time for him any more. Corneil will do anything to prove to Bernie that Romeo is only being friendly because he’s got no-one else to talk to.
*** Telepathic 12:01 ***
Corneil overhears Romeo talking on the phone and tells Bernie what he heard. Romeo is amazed when Bernie guesses the top secret purchase he has made. Bernie laughs it off, claiming to be telepathic. Martha challenges him to prove his powers. Bernie is determined not to lose face in front of his friends and turns to Corneil for help.
*** Stroke of a Genius 24:09 ***
Bernie has been given detention for bad grades at school. He has brought Corneil along with him to keep him company. When Corneil solves a difficult chemical equation, Bernie is mistakenly credited with it and hailed as a genius… and his troubles really begin. Will Corneil be able to get him out of this mess?
*** Join the Club 36:18 ***
Corneil wishes he could join Martha’s poetry club. Bernie agrees to join the club on his behalf. The initiation test for club entry is tough, but with Corneil’s help, Bernie manages to sail through it. Corneil is thrilled when Bernie is accepted as a member, but the club does not live up to Bernie’s expectations…
*** Love at First Sight 48:22 ***
Bernie is in trouble at school, the principal wants to see his uncle to talk about his attitude. Uncle Rico is determined to help his nephew see his education through, especially as he didn’t – something he regrets to this day. Corneil and Bernie need to come up with a way of getting Uncle Rico to convince the principal she should keep Bernie on at school.
*** Eau de Corneil 1:00:02 ***
Corneil has created “Eau de Corneil” cologne. He tries it out on Bernie, it has an amazing effect on the girls at school. Corneil decides to market his perfume, but Bernie tries to persuade him otherwise, how will he compete if everyone else is wearing the cologne too? He goes out of his way to ensure “Eau de Corneil” is never marketed.
*** Unlucky Break 1:12:05 ***
Bernie is taking Julie to the school dance. That is, until he trips and breaks his leg. He decides not to tell Julie about his accident, in case she decides to go to the dance with someone else instead. Bernie is convinced she will never find out about his broken leg if he is clever… and has Corneil on hand to help him out.
*** The Diary 1:24:06 ***
Bernie finds Corneil’s diary and wants to read it to see what Corneil has written about him. Corneil won’t let him. Bernie is determined to find out what Corneil has written in his diary and will go to any lengths to do so.
*** Don Cornelius 1:34:48 ***
Not only is the new chef at the café a terrible cook, he is a known crook. Corneil immediately recognises Joe the Scoundrel. Joe overhears Corneil talking to Bernie and instantly recognises the voice of “Inspector Cornelius”, who caught him and sent him to jail. Joe demands to meet the inspector. How can Corneil and Bernie make sure he doesn’t find out “Cornelius” is a dog? And what does Joe want to talk to him about?
*** Things that go Woof in the Night 1:46:03 ***
Romeo is freaked out when the living room at John and Beth’s is tidied up while they are all in the kitchen. Bernie tells him not to worry, it’s only the ghost that haunts the apartment. Martha is sceptical and wants to see the ghost for herself. But will the ghost appear? And who will be most scared?
*** Police Dodged 1:58:04***
Bernie, with a little help from Corneil, has managed to get himself a day’s work experience at the local police station. Unfortunately it only involves filing, but it isn’t long before Bernie manages to get himself, and Corneil, implicated in an investigation.